Sex is the person who you stare at. Sex is the person you crave. Sex is the person you can't get enough of, the person you rave about, the person you worship, the person you yourself wish to become.
In a nutshell, I am sex.
I am not, however, sex in a nutshell. That would hurt.
A few years ago a version of the above Don Knotts icon started a very brief, very small fan following by making appropriate inappropriate Livejournal icons. Most of the posts' images have since been given the red x of doom, but there is still the occasional nugget of lol if you dig deeply enough.